Saturday shopping

I usually do much of my grocery and household shopping on Saturday mornings. Many of the stores here close by 5 or 6 p.m. during the week, so there is limited time to run errands after work. Most stores are closed by Saturday afternoon until Monday morning for the weekends, so I don’t have much time to shop. Here are photos of things I saw at the stores today. As you know, I am easily amused, but I hope you can see some humor in them, too.

I was looking for a small radio so that I can listen to BBC in the mornings. No radios at the local store, but two kinds of fancy bill counters.
A cream with sharks and caviar essence for shrinkage and smooth the vagina. No, I didn’t buy it.
What’s for dinner tonight? Chicken heads and flatties, honey! (Seriously, you have to admire that they appear to use the entire chicken.)
Golden Oreo cookies not your thing? Try Moreo’s for a lot less kwacha.
For my vegan friends: yes, you can occasionally find some special treats here, but this is the first time I’ve seen these.
I’m pretty sure that I don’t need these, but I love the idea!
One of my favorite treats here: Roasted macadamia nuts in small packages. The small packs in front cost around 14 cents, the longer ones in back about 21 cents.